Dyscalculia Test - does my child have Dyscalculia?

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Take this Dyscalculia TEST to see if your child has number dyslexia (Dyscalculia).

If you discover that your child probably does have dyscalculia then there are sites like www.tablefables.net that CAN take away you and your child’s frustration and pain and teach them maths using funny animations.

thESE comedy Dyscalculia test Questions are designed to take the sting out of discovering IF your child may have a different learning style. we are not professionals so to confirm diagnosis another test may be needed.

(You must answer all questions truthfully otherwise A goblin may accidentally poop on your head! You have been warned!)

When you ask your child a maths questions do they :
If your answer is D I suggest you don’t continue with this dyscalculia test and go over to www.mykidisagenius.com
If you asked your child "Do you like Times Tables Tests?". What would their answer be?
If your answer is D what are you still doing on this dyscalculia test? Go and do something more productive!
When you ask your child what the time is. Do they answer :
Answer D - I told you to sod off, why are you still here!
If your child tries to add 43 + 97 do they :
Answer D - One word for you ‘Show off’ - whoops that’s two words but you know what I mean. GO AWAY
Does your child misplace objects around the house or get lost in familiar areas?
Answer D - You are really starting to annoy me now. Please leave this dyscalculia test.
Can your child learn dance moves or remember a sequence of instructions?
Answer D - I’m now lost for words.
Do you think your child is stupid or needs a new way of learning?
Answer D - there is help out there and they can get over their maths anxiety, Dyscalculia, Number Dyslexia or whatever you want to call it. Start as EARLY as possible and the problems won’t build up.
If you had a broken arm you wouldn’t say I’ll wait a couple of years and then fix it. You’d fix it ASAP. Don’t delay - get help now and all will be sunshine, unicorns and flying elephants. Ok it won’t - but your child will be bursting with enthusiasm to learn.
If you answered A, B or C to the majority of questions above there is a high probability your child has Dyscalculia. END OF DYSCALCULIA TEST